Boobs. Boobies. Tatas. Jugs. Melons. Cans. Bazookas. Oh so many words to describe our beloved ‘girls.’ But how do you describe them after pregnancy and breastfeeding? After looking at my own girls in the mirror and trying to decide how they compared to my old boobs, you know, the ones that didn’t go through pregnancy and 14 months of breastfeeding, I wanted to know how other women felt about their breasts after motherhood had taken its toll. So I went to the very official place of polling and information: Facebook, and I asked women to share their opinions of their boobs after breastfeeding. And boy oh boy! These women were so candid and funny and lighthearted. The responses rolled in and I rolled with laughter.
25 Women Describe Their Boobs After Breastfeeding
Fill in the blank and be as colorful and creative as you want. After breastfeeding, my boobs look(ed) like _____________.
- Droopy and my nipples will never point in the same direction without assistance ever again. –Mandy
- Sunny side eggs nailed to a wall… sliding down said wall. –Becky
- My belly button’s new next door neighbor. –Claire, Mama Du Jour
- I need to finish my degree so I can start my high paying job to afford a breast lift. –Michelle
- Beaver tails. –Elizabeth
- Cherry tomatoes –Erika
- Udders. –Michelle
- Boobs? What boobs? –Colleen
- Before I breastfed they looked like muffins, now they are pancakes. –Anonymous
- Something from national geographic. –Joan
- Deflated different sized beach balls. –Erica
- Sad. Just sad. –Shannah
- Exact opposite–they grew ten sizes that day. –Dianna
- A sock with a tennis ball in it. –Emily
- My back. Seriously, I felt like little Miss Katie Two Backs. –Katie
- Floppy dog ears. –Carolyn
- Picasso boobs! One is an A cup and one is a C!!!! –Anonymous
- Amazing, powerful, lovely, perfect, sad water balloons. –Maggie
- Lance Armstrong’s ball sac. –Jenny
- They created a toddler. –Ana
- An inflated balloon that had been deflated and re-inflated continuously. Then floated down behind the couch and was only found 2 weeks later. So basically, my boobs, in a word, look sad. –Alana
- Do you want me to describe the left one or the right one…….. –Dani
- They barely escaped war. –Heidi
- Deflated flotation devices. –Chrissy
- Things that saved us +$5500! –Anonymous
Thank you to all the women that responded to my question and shared their hilarious comparisons! I also feel like I should add that for all the funny responses I got, there were also many women that said their boobs were the same and/or better. And to them I say, zip it! 😉
And to all the mamas everywhere, whether you nursed your babes or not, embrace your awesome mosquito bite boobies or your triple Ds because our bodies are awesome, amazing, wonderful, capable things!
How would you describe your boobs after breastfeeding and pregnancy?
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Hahahahaha oh boy! I’m still breastfeeding so let me get back to ya in a few months! From the looks of things right now though my answers are going to be very similar to some of the ones above!
LOL! “Floppy dog ears.” Sounds accurate about mine! All of these were hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
Lol! #4 and #9 are things I’ve said! And #19 made me laugh a little too hard! I cannot share what I say about mine. It’s not pretty! Loved this post – hilarious!
Ha! #9 is so accurate! Thanks for the laugh!
This is hilarious!! Hahaha…Oh I love this!
Haha my husband calls them his flap jacks
… Sadly I call them that too.
I am laughing so hard hahaha. These are spot on. The things we sacrifice for our children lol
Haha this is awesome! And unfortunately almost all of them are true in my case as well 🙁
Hahaha! These are great. Thank you for sharing!!
Hilarious! I love the honesty.
Oh man, I can relate to this. Love how honest and hilarious these responses are!
Love this! Mine were so awesome while nursing, then shrunk like three cup sizes after I stopped 😂 Pregnant now and I’m planning to ‘milk’ breastfeeding for all its worth as long as I can if they go back to being huge again hahaha.
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Haha! Yes…to all the women who said they are the same…who are you and how? Thats all I have to say about that.
Oh my gosh, this Is hilarious! Absolutely enjoyed this post!
Ha! These are great! Nursing did a number on my boobs